Renaissance RPG
Back in the old times of DiVinci, sorry, he ain't here.
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Emily
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|  Subject: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny.  Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| On the first day of Christmas, what happened to me? I rammed my toe into the chair! On the second day of Christmas, what happened to me? I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the third day of Christmas, what happened to me? I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the fourth day of Christmas, what happened to me? I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the fifth day of Christmas, what happened to me? My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the sixth day of Christmas, what happened to me? I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the seventh day of Christmas, what happened to me? I got chemotherapy, I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the eigth day of Christmas, what happened to me? Some old guy raped me, I got chemotherapy, I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the ninth day of Christmas, what happened to me? I lost my memory, Some old guy raped me, I got chemotherapy, I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the tenth day of Christmas, what happened to me? I was set on fire, I lost my memory, Some old guy raped me, I got chemotherapy, I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the eleventh day of Christmas, what happened to me? I suicide bombed New York, I was set on fire, I lost my memory, Some old guy raped me, I got chemotherapy, I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! On the twelfth day of Christmas, what happened to me? My corpse is rotting, I suicide bombed New York, I was set on fire, I lost my memory, Some old guy raped me, I got chemotherapy, I was beaten up, My goldfish died! I slipped on the ice, I got shot, I crashed the car, and I rammed my toe into the chair! - Spoiler:
Phew! What a horrid tewlve days!!
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| | | | Emily
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Posts : 42
Join date : 2009-12-21
Age : 29
Location : I'm nowhere; I'm nothing but a figment of your imagination.
| | Subject: Re: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny. Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:44 pm | |
| Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy -HEY! Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy Dashing through the yard, with my brand new sled, Over the bunny hills, and towards Death Peak! -HAHAHA- The sting on my sled, it was made of yarn, but I still sing this song, because it may be my last! OHHH, Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy -HEY! Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy I'm at the very top, looking at the sled, there's a nasty hole, where my ass should be, -HAHAHA- But I took a seat, the hole hurt my ass, but I went and braced myself, this may be my last ride, OHHH, Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy -HEY! Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy I should close my eyes, gripping on the yarn, What kind of moron, would give me this sled? -HAHAHA- At least I'm depressed, and I have no friends, so who on Earth would miss me, If I were to die today? OHHH, Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I was told, I would die, but I'll try anywayyyy -HEY! Jingle bells, jungle bells, I just got this sled, I actually thought I would survive, but now I'm gonna die! - Spoiler:
Why are people so stupid? LOL.
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| | | | Emily
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Posts : 42
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Age : 29
Location : I'm nowhere; I'm nothing but a figment of your imagination.
| | Subject: Re: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny. Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:01 pm | |
| I just saw my wife get killed, FALALALALALALALALA, The killer was my best friend, FALALALALA, LALALALA. How on Earth, will I survive? FALALALALALALALALA. There is some hot chick outside, OHLALALALALALALALA! That girl has a really nice rack! FALALALALALALALALA. And a real nice ass to match it, FALALALALALALALALA. I think I'll go say hello, FALALALALALALALALA. Maybe she'll come on inside, OHLALALALALALALALA! She came right into my bedroom, FALALALALALALALALA. I ripped off all her clothes, FALALALALALALALALA. We made love all night longg, FALALALALALALALALA. I think she may be pregnant, OHLALALALALALALALA! - Spoiler:
LMAOLMAO.
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| | | | Liam
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Join date : 2009-12-23
| | Subject: Re: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny. Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:02 pm | |
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| | | | Emily
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Posts : 42
Join date : 2009-12-21
Age : 29
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| | Subject: Re: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny. Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:03 pm | |
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| | | | Mario
Posts : 73
Join date : 2009-12-22
| | Subject: Re: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny. Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…
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| | | | Emily
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| | Subject: Re: I just wrote it, thinking it'd be funny. Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:26 pm | |
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